Constantly using my 138 IQ to write words most people can't understand, and living proof college isn't for everyone. Stay in school, kids! Edgy like Bill Simmons, and funny like Jim Carrey. Slightly addicted to the fact that I broke up Tyler Griffith's perfect fantasy baseball season.
The crinkle of shrink-wrap. The pop of two interlocking pieces of plastic separating, revealing another shiny piece of plastic that the sunlight catches, causing...
The MLB Trade Deadline included some shocking, last-minute surprises. The Dodgers made a splash to solidify a star-studded infield, while the Diamondbacks were less...